-Catherynne M. Valente, In the Night Garden (via backfromthedeadred)
Grab her booty in front of dudes who want her.
If a boyfriend or guy ever did this to me, I would slap him across the face in front of everyone to embarrass and disrespect him the same way he just embarrassed and disrespected me. Never fucking objectify me to prove a meaningless point.
i grab my friend and yell OH MY GOD HAVE YOU SEEN THIS VINE, my friend turns around; i am holding an excellent specimen of vitis coignetiae, we are botanists